数学家：
If you love someone,如果你爱一个人,
Set her free ....让她自由的飞....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),如果她回来了,1 + 1 = 2(花生!)
If she doesn’t, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c如果她不,Y = 2 -日志(0.46Y ^ 2 +(因为(52/34X)x 5Y ^(c)-0.5)
is the infinite constant of no turning point.无限的不断的转折点。
　
Nowadays’ style：如今的风格。
If You Love Someone,如果你爱一个人,
Set it free,让它自由,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours如果它回来了,它就是你的了
If It Doesn’t, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!!如果它不回来,亨特下来并杀死它…! ! !OR或者
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL也许向移民,她/他是违法的

施瓦辛格的球迷。
If you love someone,如果你爱一个人,
Set her free,让她自由的飞,
SHE’LL BE BACK!她会回来的!
　
　
Insurance agent：保险经纪人。
If you love someone,如果你爱一个人,
Show her the plan ....展示她的计划....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,如果她回来了,标志着她,
If she doesn’t, keep follow up with her and never give up!如果她不保持跟踪她,永不放弃!
　
　
Physician：医生：
If you love someone,如果你爱一个人,
Set her free ....让她自由的飞....
If she ever comes back, it’s the law of gravity,如果她回来了,它的重力定律,
If she doesn’t, either there’s friction higher than the force or the angle如果不是,要么就是摩擦高于力和角度
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.两个物体间的冲突不同步的直角。
　

生物学家。
If you love someone,如果你爱一个人,
Set her free, She’ll evolve.放开她时,她会进化。
　
　
Statisticians：统计学家。
If you love someone, Set her free,如果你爱一个人,让她自由的飞,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming如果她爱你,她来的概率
back is high If she doesn’t, the Weibull如果她回来是高的,不,韦伯
distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.不可思议的是,你的关系分布而已。
　
　
Salesman：售货员：
If you love someone,如果你爱一个人,
Set her free ....让她自由的飞....
If she ever comes back, deal!如果她回来了,一言为定!
If she doesn’t, so what!如果不是,那么什么!"NEXT".“下一步”。
　

c++程序员。
if(you-love(m_she))如果(you-love(m_she))。
m_she.free()m_she.free()。
if(m_she == NULL)如果(m_she = =无效)。
m_she= new CShe;m_she =新CShe。
　
　
Lawyers：律师：
If you love someone,如果你爱一个人,
Set her free,让她自由的飞,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the13a-1项条款1a中的第二修正案的
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....婚姻自由的行为....显然状态,
　
　
Bill Gates：比尔·盖茨：
If you love someone,Set her free,如果你爱一个人,让她自由的飞,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for如果她回来时,我认为我们可以为她
re-installation fees but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.重新安装费用,但告诉她说她也会得到提升。
　
　

病人：
IF you love someone,如果你爱一个人,
Set her free ....让她自由的飞....
If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until如果她没有回来,继续等待
she comes back.她回来了。
　
　
Playful：嬉戏。
If you love someone,如果你爱一个人,
Set her free ....让她自由的飞....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,如果她回来,如果你爱她,
set her free again, repeat*放开她再次重复

可疑的。
If you love someone,如果你爱一个人,
Set her free ....让她自由的飞....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.如果她回来了,问她为什么。
　
　
Impatient：不耐烦。
If you love someone,如果你爱一个人,
Set her free ....让她自由的飞....
If she doesn’t comes back within some time forget如果她没有回来的时间内忘记
her.她。

偶翻译出来了

完全看不懂，把译文加上怎么样

能不能把译文加上,有点看不懂

还是第一个莎士比亚的比较喜欢。嘿嘿

不知所云～～怎么其中还有C＋＋编程语言？