我没有著作权(I Never Write Right)

string around the diaper box and mailed it without a self addressed stamped envelope and without making a copy of the manuscript.a month later i received a contract, an advance on royalties, and a request to start working on another book. crying wind, the title of my book, became a best seller, was translated into fifteen languages and braille and sold worldwide. i appeared on tv talk shows during the day and changed diapers at night. i traveled from new york to california and canada on promotional tours. my first book also became required reading in native american schools in canada.

　　the worst year i ever had as a writer i earned two dollars. i was fifteen, remember? in my best year i earned 36,000 dollars. most years i earned between five thousand and ten thousand. no, it isn’t enough to live on, but it’s still more than i’d make working part time and it’s five thousand to ten thousand more than i’d make if i didn’t write at all. people ask what college i attended, what degrees i had and what qualifications i have to be a writer. the answer is: “none.” i just write. i’m not a genius. i’m not gifted and i don’t write right. i’m lazy, undisciplined, and spend more time with my children and friends than i do writing. i didn’t own a thesaurus until four years ago and i use a small webster’s dictionary that i’d bought at k-mart for 89 cents. i use an electric typewriter that i paid a hundred and twenty nine dollars for six years ago. i’ve never used a word processor. i do all the cooking, cleaning and laundry for a family of six and fit my writing in a few minutes here and there. i write everything in longhand on yellow tablets while sitting on the sofa with my four kids eating pizza and watching tv. when the book is finished, i type it and mail it to the publisher. i’ve written eight books. four have been published and three are still out with the publishers. one stinks. to all those who dream of writing, i’m shouting at you: “yes, you can. yes, you can. don’t listen to them.” i don’t write right but i’ve beaten the odds. writing is easy, it’s fun and anyone can do it. of course, a little dumb luck doesn’t hurt.