Girl`s love logic

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 　
If you don';t, you are not a man 　 小荷作文网 www.zww.cn
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 　 小 荷 作文网 www.zww.cn
If you don';t, you are good for nothing 　
If you make romance, you are an ';experienced man'; 　
If you don';t you are half a man 　
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 　
If you don';t, she accuses you of double crossing 　
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 　
If you don';t, you are a dull boy 　
If you are jealous, she says it';s bad 　
If you don';t , she thinks you do not love her 　
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn';t respect her 　
If you don';t, she thinks you do not like her 　
If you are a minute late, she complains it';s hard to wait 　
If she is late, she says that';s a girl';s way 　
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 　
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 　
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 　
If you do, she thinks it';s just one of the man';s tactics 　
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting 　
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 　
If you talk, she wants you to listen 　
If you listen, she wants you to talk