A metaphor,
Su dongpo, one of the eight people of tang and song dynasty, because of the hobby buddhist, so as to become friends with master fo Yin. 小荷作文网 www.zww.cn
One day, su dongpo to jinshan temple visit fo Yin.And meditation with fo Yin Jackson meditating, su dongpo felt patency of body and mind is talked to.Conversation, ask fo Yin dongpo:
"Sue adult, how about theory of zen with some day, you said in your eyes, look at me like what?"
Su dongpo said in a joking tone:
"It seems to me that you are a pile of dog poop."Foyin smiled a smile, not to speak.
Dongpo asked foyin:
"That, in your opinion, what I like?"
"I look at you like a statue of Buddha.The monk answered lightly.
Dongpo thought has the upper hand in the heart, won the fo Yin Jackson.At home, he put it when the joke tell sister.Xiao-mei su talent superman, talented, after she listened to the account of su dongpo self-satisfied smile keep not waist, she said to dongpo:
"Brother, I am laughing at you! Waste you also talk to fo Yin everyday by the theory of zen, you didn't listen to the monk is in scold you?"
Su dongpo asked:
"Why so?"
Xiao-mei su said.
"Buddha says: a Buddha in your heart to see who is like the Buddha. Big monk said look at you like a statue of Buddha, somebody else's heart with the Buddha. While you see somebody else like a pile of dog shit, that your heart is filled with, is also a pile of dog shit!"
Su dongpo remained, and you'll know your zen work less than fo Yin Jackson.
Zen is not knowledge, is understanding;Zen, not a glib, is LingHui.Don't assume that the zen master much more sharp, sometimes silence silent, not through the language, the same have a deafening sound.
Second, the eight to the wind
Su dongpo in melon continent, and only had fo Yin in the jinshan temple.One day, su dongpo thought his meditation enlightenment, is free from vulgarity, not for the secular, reputation, full, hunger, and cry, bitter, music and so on eight kinds of wind, so to make their own connect a ket: "zhongtian kotow day, nano light fills; eight wind, sitting purple lotus."And make the waiter gave fo Yin own gatha son Jackson.
Jackson look after, on a paint on a piece of paper to write two big word: bullshit!And the waiter brought back.Dongpo, after watching the "fart" fire emit three zhangs, immediately take a boat there.Fo Yin expect su dongpo would come, so already in river awaits respectfully, su dongpo blamed a way: "master, why do you insult my poetry?"
Fo Yin casually replied: "no? I called you?"
Su dongpo "fart" 2 words, scold a way: "what is it? Do you still dare to justify."
Fo Yin ha ha laugh, "oh, you are not eight wind does not move, how to be a fart to play river-crossing here?"
Third, dongpo resin flow
One evening, dongpo with friends fo Yin monk white water rafting river.As of late autumn, goldwind rustling, sipping water wave, great river on both sides, with a beautiful view.Drinking, fo Yin XiangDongPo cable.Su shi to the shore looked, a finger with the hand, smile and say.Fo Yin, I saw the shore have a rhubarb the dog is wolfing down eating a bone.Fo Yin know su shi was a joke, ha ha a smile, the topic of sushi's poem fan in his hand into the water.Two people tacitly, laughing loud and clap one's hands.They are made a pun dumb.
Dongpo part is:
Dogs over river bone (dogs over the monk bone)
Fo Yin of bottom allied be:
Dongpo poem dongpo resin (water) flow
Four, dongpo eat grass
One day, Mr Su dongpo to find friends fo Yin chess, has just entered the temple, Mr Dongpo shouted 1:
"The bald donkey?"
Only heard fo Yin monk answered:
"Dongpo eat grass."
Beside one leng, but both of them burst out laughing.
Dongpo is joke fo Yin bald, so shout: bald donkey?
Fo Yin back to his: dongpo eat grass.Is said in su dongpo is the donkey, and in "dongpo eat grass", as "the bald donkey?"Reply, pun intended.Both sides have no malicious, just between friends make fun.
Five, dongpo Mr. Fish
Fo Yin, su shi friend.Is is a family, but it don't avoid meat wine at every meal.That day, fo Yin Fried fish, wine, happened to su shi to visit.Fo Yin quickly hid the fish in the big qing (fish).Su shi had smelled of fish, the door see, remind of the day by huang tingjian cheat play, in the mind a stratagem to mind, deliberately said, "master today to ask," xiangyang ancestry spring often in "the sentence is what?"Fo Yin for old friends to pronounce well known old sentence was surprised, easy to say the sentence: "the ill family celebration."Su shi loud and clap one's hands cachinnation: "since qing (celebrate) in fish (yu), that point is good, be Shared!"
Six, wushan river
Once, about his brother su zhe and foyin master su shi.Three friends, fo Yin impromptu sentence: no mountains like wushan well.Key in "no", "wu" homophonic.Su zhe on: how can such as lotus leaf round.Su shi heard this, said to the younger brother: "any charge" to "no" homophonic, is good, but as this is better: what water as the river.Fo Yin and su zhe heard, agreed, with "water" to "mountain", wins more GongWen in antithesis.
Seven, fo Yin ship
Su dongpo in hangzhou, and likes to make friends with west lake temple monk.He and jinshan temple buddhist monk best friends, two people drinking poetry, and often a joke.
Fo Yin monk good, treat every su dongpo banquet, he always uninvited.One evening, visit the west lake su dongpo invited huang tingjian, prepare a lot of stuff on the ship.Ships offshore, su dongpo smiled and said to huang tingjian, "fo Yin at every meeting should arrived, we went to the lake by drinking tonight poetry, playing a ball, he won't be able to see anyway."Who knows fo Yin monk beforehand to get su dongpo and huang tingjian trip on the lake, when they didn't ship in advance, hide in hid under the cabin board.
Moon, the cool breeze, fragrant lotus lake, three tower slowly came to the west lake by boat, su dongpo put his glass, came the beard, of huang tingjian said happily: "today there is no fo Yin, we is quiet, for a line of drinkers' wager game first, the first two sentences to use emphasizes, after two sentence to end with" zai "word."
Huang tingjian said.
"Ok!"
Su dongpo said first:
"The clouds parted, the moon, the day David zai? Day David zai?"
Huang tingjian looked at full lotus lake, then said:
"Lotus ping through, fish out, happy! Happy!"
At that time, already can't resist, under fo Yin in the cabin board to huang tingjian say and put the ship plate away, climb out, said:
"Planking out, printed, suppress evil spirit zai! Suppress evil spirit person!"
Su dongpo and huang tingjian, see suddenly climbed out of a person under the planking, startled, a look at carefully, turned out to be fo Yin, and hear him say such four poems, he couldn't help laughing.Su dongpo took the fo Yin sitting and said:
"Well you hide, too wonderful, today what are you eating again!"
Hence, three men enjoy the trip on the lake, laughing.
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