英语笑话

　 英语笑话(1) Does the dog know the proverb,　too?《狗也知道这个谚语吗？》 　
　　　 The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 　 小荷作文网 www.zww.cn
　　　 "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" 　 小 荷 作文网 www.zww.cn
　　　 "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?" 　
　1）不认识的生词：barking(叫) 　
　 　
　　　　　　　　　　 英语笑话(2)　 Where is the father? 　
　　　 Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 　
　　　 "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" 　
　
　　　 "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?" 　
　　　 The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures." 　
　
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4? 　
　
Student: At once! 　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　英语笑话(3) 　
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 　
老师说：Go ahead. 　
小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet? 　
老师说：Go ahead. 　
小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？ 　
小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！ 　
　　　　　　　　　　　　　英语笑话（4） 　
　　某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：I am hongtao liu，外宾曰：我TM还是方片七呢！