“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
—Albert Einstein (German born American Physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955)
吻着一个漂亮姑娘还能把车开得稳稳当当，只能说明这人吻得不够专心。
——艾尔伯特·爱因斯坦（1879-1955），德裔美国物理学家，创造了相对论。1921年获得诺贝尔物理学奖。
“Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect—But tell me the truth.
—Shel Silverstein (American poet, cartoonist and composer, best known in children's literature for his poetry, 1930-1999)
说我聪明，说我善良，说我有才，说我可爱，说我敏感、优雅、明智，说我完美——但请告诉我实话。
——谢尔·希尔弗斯坦（1930-1999），美国诗人，卡通画家，作曲家，以其儿童诗作而闻名。