Boys and girls reveal their most unbelievable and funny homework lies they never told a teacher or a parent.
这些借口当然是为了“哄”老师与家长的，心里多少有点发虚。不过，说出来给我们ES的朋友们听听，权当小小的“忏悔”吧。快快来信（in English）参加，我们将连载那些特别精彩、特别“搞笑”的文章。参与此栏目的读者将全部自动成为ES 俱乐部的会员！
请看Models:
Model A:
Last May, I didn＇t finish my writing homework for English． Before class, I went to the bathroom and put on some powder that made me look pale and dabbed really light greenish shadow around my eyes so that I looked tired． I went into class and told my teacher that I＇d been working on my paper that morning, when I suddenly got sick to my stomach and puked over it． Well, she certainly didn＇t want to see the proof, so I got another day to “rewrite” my non－existent essay．
Heather, 17, Fla.
Model B:
I said, “I＇m sorry! Last night, my family and I were enjoying some quality time together, and we wound up going out for a Disney movie Stuart Little II． I got so wrapped up that I totally forgot about the homework． Can I turn it in tomorrow?” It worked like a magic． What teacher could resist?
Jury, 14, NY
Model C:
when I showed up to math class without my paper, I remembered that a friend of mine had been taking a new medicine that was making her really drowsy and decided to steal the excuse． When the teacher asked, “Where＇s yours?” I got very serious and said, “You know how I＇ve been missing class a lot? I have to go to the doctor． And I just got this new medicine that makes me really sleepy． So last night after school, I fell asleep at 4 p．m． and didn＇t wake up until this morning． I＇m so sorry!” My teacher was too uncomfortable to ask me for details, so I got away with it!
Rosie, 14, Texas